*The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.-Dorothy Parker
*Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?-Roseanne
*If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.-Nora Ephron
*There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.-Ralph Waldo Emerson
