Out of the mouth of children!!

Received this email from my Grandpa and had to share...enjoy!!

I was testing the children

in my Sunday school class

to see if they understood the concept
of getting to heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car,

had a big garage sale

and gave all my money

to the church,

Would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day,

mowed the yard,

and kept everything neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun!

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals

and gave candy

to all the children,

and loved my husband,

would that get me into Heaven?"

I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued,

"then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

Lol!

*The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.-Dorothy Parker

*Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?-Roseanne

*If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.-Nora Ephron

*There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Haha!!

Gotta love when kids are learning to spell!

Easy, tender and super yummy roast!

1 Boneless chuck roast (3 lbs)
2 cans (10-3/4 oz each) condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted
1/3 cup beef broth
1 envelope onion soup mix

Add pinch of garlic salt

*Cut roast in half, place in slow cooker. Add all ingredients over roast. Cover and cook for 8-9 hours on low.

Add quartered potatoes, carrots, onion (whatever you would like to add to meal) into crock pot.

We have all been there!